SYNTHBOB SQUAREWAVE: HELLO WORLD

New track just released on SoundCloud:

From a techno-dystopian junk heap in a post-apocalyptic future, comes a time-traveling, ultra-low-budget robot with a mission:

to seriously funk your shit up

Synthbob was first assembled in 2007 from duct tape, cardboard, aluminum foil, liquor, weed, and filthy beats. What follows is the only recording known to have survived the before times--his shitty hello world program:

In the ensuing centuries, Synthbob travelled all throughout the multiverse, the space-time continuum, and the quantum realm. He saw some cool shit and hung out with some hippie aliens who seemed pretty cool. Now he's back in present-day Seattle to funk some more shit up. Be ready.

Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiitttt!!!!

When Synthbob started experimenting with digital audio, he instinctively turned every virtual knob all the way up to 11. The result was a clipping distortion so heinous, it turned every signal in the universe into a pure squarewave for one trillionth of a second. He enjoyed this sound so much that he adopted it as his last name.